Mary's fault.

It's true.
elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools. I LIKE IT

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

I LIKE IT

(via tyleroakley)

apriki: happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians Don’t be creepy, Brutus.

apriki:

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

Don’t be creepy, Brutus.

(via elmify)

Guess the episode: the game

  • Friend who doesn't watch Criminal Minds: I'm watching Criminal Minds, what is this?
  • Me: Which episode is it?
  • Friend: This dude be killing everyone.
  • Me: Is he OCD?
  • Friend: No.
  • Me: Does he use an ice pick to poke holes in his victims?
  • Friend: Nope.
  • Me: Do we see the murders from his perspective?
  • Friend: No?.. I feel like we don't really see the murders? I could tell you more details but this is more fun.
  • Me: Hooker murders?
  • Friend: Nope.
  • Me: Are the victims men / gay men?
  • Friend: One was a gay man but turns out that had nothing to do with it.
  • Me: Do you know what state they're in?
  • Friend: California?
  • Me: Abducted from bars?
  • Friend: BARS YES
  • Me: Has Reid done any magic?
  • Friend: I missed the beginning THE QUESTIONS HAVE BECOME TOO SPECIFIC
  • Me: hint?
  • Friend: Um, he found out his son isn't his son and is his best friend's son and got a divorce and his best friend moved in and his son is like 17. All the hints.
  • Me: That is the plot. Episode over.
  • Friend: Yep.